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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea-Robert A. Heinlein
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I really LOL on this one.

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Shouldn't the title be "How to Lose a Fight"??

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LOL!!! 

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Now that made my day Smiley LOL

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Ha!  Love it.  Stole it.  Thank You!  Smiley Happy

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"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."


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I laughed too!! Wasn't expecting that. I have to read that one to my husband, he likes those too. 

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Cute! Cat Very Happy