I don't know. I probably would have burst out laughing at him.
"I am so sorry. You got me. I voided my coupons?! What are we going to do? I can't let you break the rules just for me when I was so clearly in the wrong here! Should we call Chobani and explain? I can let them know it was all my idea and you had nothing to do with it. Is Dannon the parent company? Do you have their number? Lets get this all straightened out right now before it's too late!!!"
I just find petty tyrants hilarious.
When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
"Power without love is reckless and abusive, and love without power is sentimental and anemic." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr