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just bee
Posts: 38,231
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-19-2023 07:29 PM

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

 

One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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Malcontent
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-19-2023 08:55 PM

@just bee 

 

Elli is here reading your jokes and keeps saying to me: ‘Nonna, say spaceman’ and then laughing hysterically.

 

 

I need an Americano joke. Pay back.

 

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Daisy Sunflower
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

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‎09-19-2023 08:58 PM - edited ‎10-03-2023 12:12 AM

 

 

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just bee
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-19-2023 08:59 PM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away…

 

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

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just bee
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-19-2023 09:01 PM

@Malcontent wrote:

@just bee 

 

Elli is here reading your jokes and keeps saying to me: ‘Nonna, say spaceman’ and then laughing hysterically.

 

 

I need an Americano joke. Pay back.

 

@Malcontent 

 

I can picture this! Woman LOL

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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-19-2023 09:13 PM

@Daisy Sunflower 

 

 

LOL!

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Malcontent
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-19-2023 09:16 PM

@just bee 

 

Pops and the fur boys are upstairs for the night.

Elli and I got into the Halloween candy (Pop Rocks) and beer.

We’re going to regret this, but for now…we don’t care.

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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-20-2023 09:03 AM

all of these are great!! Man Very Happy

Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light. —Helen Keller
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-20-2023 10:08 AM

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

 

One you see later and the other you see after a while.

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just bee
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-20-2023 06:30 PM

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?

 

A receding hare line.

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