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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

A  fsh

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What breed of dog tells 
off-color jokes?

 

A smutt.

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What did the fish say when it hit its head?

Dam

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Doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home. What's wrong with me?!
Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome.

Ive never heard of that, is it common?
It's Not Unusual. 

😁😂🤣

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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

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@smoochy  .... HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

 

 

She kept running away from the ball.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

 

I'll let you know which comes first.

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What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

 

Icy dead people.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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What's Forrest Gump's email password?

 

1Forrest1.

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