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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

 

One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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@just bee 

 

Elli is here reading your jokes and keeps saying to me: ‘Nonna, say spaceman’ and then laughing hysterically.

 

 

I need an Americano joke. Pay back.

 

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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away…

 

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

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@Malcontent wrote:

@just bee 

 

Elli is here reading your jokes and keeps saying to me: ‘Nonna, say spaceman’ and then laughing hysterically.

 

 

I need an Americano joke. Pay back.

 


@Malcontent 

 

I can picture this! Woman LOL

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@Daisy Sunflower 

 

 

LOL!

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@just bee 

 

Pops and the fur boys are upstairs for the night.

Elli and I got into the Halloween candy (Pop Rocks) and beer.

We’re going to regret this, but for now…we don’t care.

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all of these are great!! Man Very Happy

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

 

One you see later and the other you see after a while.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?

 

A receding hare line.

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