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11-19-2015 08:27 AM
11-19-2015 08:49 AM
Aww. Hahaha. That's cute!
11-19-2015 10:30 AM
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his a s and let him go!'
11-19-2015 12:36 PM
These are great! Here's mine an oldie but a goodie:
11-19-2015 04:12 PM
My daughter worked in a grocery store in the Floral dept when she was a Senior in HS. She called me saying their turkeys were on sale for 29 cents.That was a good price and I asked her if she had enough money on her to buy 2, because I would freeze one for Christmas. She said she did and we hung up.
She took the 2 turkeys to the register and the clerk rang them up. When the clerk told her the total, my daughter reminded her that they were on sale for 29 cents.........the clerk laughed and said "Honey, it's .29 cents A POUND".....we still laugh about it every Thanksgiving.....
11-19-2015 04:22 PM
Ha! Love it, and the joke too. Thanks for the smiles. Been a stressful morning and I appreciate every smile I can get.
11-19-2015 04:41 PM
Every year I have to click on one of the many links to the turkey singing her Thanksgiving version of Gloria Gaynor's oldie hit, "I Will Survive".
To see that and a series of other hilarious Thanksgiving songs and parodies, just do an internet search using key words "i will survive turkey song".
11-19-2015 04:49 PM
Omg! That is too funny for words.....lol Now I'll be giggling all night,
11-19-2015 05:39 PM - edited 11-19-2015 05:40 PM
@novamc1 wrote:Every year I have to click on one of the many links to the turkey singing her Thanksgiving version of Gloria Gaynor's oldie hit, "I Will Survive".
To see that and a series of other hilarious Thanksgiving songs and parodies, just do an internet search using key words "i will survive turkey song".
THAT is definitely worth searching for - love the lyrics! Thanks!
11-20-2015 08:35 AM
Agree. Both the lyrics and the video graphics are priceless, and probably why it has been a perennial hit on the internet for several years. I think it has been around since 2012. He or she who created it deserves some sort of award.
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