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TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHS PART 4

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34.   I finally realized why people are prisoners of their phones...that's why it's called a "cell" phone.

 

35.   I feel like I should clean the house, so I'm going to lay down and take a nap until the feeling passes.

 

36.   HR:  Did you call an employee stupid?

       ME:   No, I asked him if he was stupid.

 

37.   My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test.  YES - I replied.  It's called LIFE.

 

38.   Just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car.  Using my phone as a flash light.

 

39.   A policeman came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6.  He seemed irritated when I said Kindergarten.

 

41.   Teacher:  What is your date of birth?

       Student:   October 13th.

       Teacher:   Which year?

       Student:   It is every year.

 

42.   Think of a number between 0 and 20.  Add 32 to it, subtract 1.  Now close your eyes.  It's dark isn't it?

 

43.   My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!!

 

 

   

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHS PART 4

Nothing better than morning coffee ☕️ and your posts @Lindsays Grandma ❤️

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Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHS PART 4

@Lindsays Grandma @godi 

 

Thank you for starting this thread!

 

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@LTT1  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@godi 

 

take a bow 🙇🏼‍♀️ 
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