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[Lindsays Grandma]

34.   I finally realized why people are prisoners of their phones...that's why it's called a "cell" phone.

35.   I feel like I should clean the house, so I'm going to lay down and take a nap until the feeling passes.

36.   HR:  Did you call an employee stupid?

       ME:   No, I asked him if he was stupid.

37.   My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test.  YES - I replied.  It's called LIFE.

38.   Just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car.  Using my phone as a flash light.

39.   A policeman came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6.  He seemed irritated when I said Kindergarten.

41.   Teacher:  What is your date of birth?

       Student:   October 13th.

       Teacher:   Which year?

       Student:   It is every year.

42.   Think of a number between 0 and 20.  Add 32 to it, subtract 1.  Now close your eyes.  It's dark isn't it?

43.   My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!!

[godi]

Nothing better than morning coffee ☕️ and your posts @Lindsays Grandma ❤️

[LTT1]

@Lindsays Grandma @godi 

Thank you for starting this thread!

[godi]

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[LTT1]

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