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Lindsays Grandma
Posts: 6,672
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR...

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‎04-29-2020 03:07 AM - edited ‎04-29-2020 03:08 AM

a three year old say...

 

1.   "I don't really look like a dragon, but never mind, I'll eat it anyway - food is food!"

 

2.   "Yes, that's exactly how I wanted it done.  You've nailed it again."

 

3.   "For Pete's sake Dad.  It's 3:30 in the morning.  Please go back to bed - you're starting a new job, and this is the one night you really need your sleep."

 

4.   "Don't hide that square millimeter of Zucchini behind the pasta.  More! More greens!  I'm into micro sprouts at the moment too!"

 

5.   "It doesn't matter how we did this yesterday.  Change happens."   

 

6.   "Here's the remote - I really don't know how to use it anyway."

 

7.   "I bet I can get in my car seat before you can say the words, "My back... I can't... straighten up."

 

8.   "Here's your phone back."

 

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The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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