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goldensrbest
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Registered: ‎03-10-2010

Re: I'm tired of drama, have a chuckle if you want

‎10-09-2020 03:03 PM

@KingstonsMom , My favorite was the first one ,what does that say about me?

When you lose some one you L~O~V~E, that Memory of them, becomes a TREASURE.
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Porcelain
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Re: I'm tired of drama, have a chuckle if you want

‎10-09-2020 03:20 PM

I like the one about the hobo and the porsche. I already made my own version of it and tried it out -- and the person I told it to laughed! I love collecting new clean jokes, especially puns, that are actually funny.

When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
"Power without love is reckless and abusive, and love without power is sentimental and anemic." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr
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KingstonsMom
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@@Re: I'm tired of drama, have a chuckle if you want

‎10-09-2020 03:40 PM

@Porcelain 

 

Feel free to share a smile!

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
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Re: @@Re: I'm tired of drama, have a chuckle if you want

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‎10-09-2020 05:19 PM - edited ‎10-09-2020 05:20 PM

I read about the ¨The Curtain Rod¨ sometime last year (#2). A friend of mine instead decided to have  some of the sheet rock in each room, removed and put bags of fish, replaced the sheet rock and painted.

 

It was a rental, new girlfriend moved in, (no kids were involved) couldn´t stand the scent so broke up with the guy. He also moved out. The person who did the bad deed was the Manager of the property and a relative of my friend, so he took care of removing the dead fish.

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