Community Chat

[KingstonsMom]

1. My goal for 2019 was to lose just 10 pounds; only 15  to go ...

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Well, really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ..

And  cheese... And sausage… FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza.

3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web...

5. I don't mean to brag but I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3 hours and  20 minutes ...

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it...

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel...

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me...

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?  Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented, but… I forgot where  I was going with this ...

11. I love being over 60; I learn something new every day and forget 5 others...

12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money; when I woke up, I searched with him...

[SandySparkles]

😂😂😂😂 Too funny! I especially like number 12. Priceless! 😂😂😂

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[gulf coast girl]

So funny!!!!!!

[Mz iMac]

"12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money;

when I woke up, I searched with him..."

                          

[FlyersGirl]

@KingstonsMom Thanks  for the laugh! 

[SeaMaiden]

@KingstonsMom   ThankYou! That is so funny!😄

[QueenDanceALot]

Hahahaha

Thanks for the laughs, @KingstonsMom 

[SurferWife]

These are absolutely hilarious.  I'm having a hard time selecting my favorite! Maybe #2!

[gizmogal]

Convulsively funny, all of them. I did laugh out loud! Thanks. 

[Annabellethecat66]

My brithday is next week.  I turn 73.  Every day above ground is a good day.

The only thing I have wrong with me is my back.  Were it not for my back I'd be great shape. 

But what the hay.  I figure I'm still ahead. I know people with a lot of physical problems.

Everyone has a little sumptim' sumptim'...