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[Desertdi]

Before I installed a fence around my property, a "little neighborhood delinquent" super-glued my front door lock.......and I had to call a locksmith to remove the door lock and soak it in solvent............     (But it was on my day off.)

[VegasBusinessWoman]

@Lindsays Grandma Those are a hoot!  Glad my employees didn't try those (except maybe the one about the teeth flying out the window).  Mind if I add some Funnies?

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Hope these are good for a few smiles, everyone (and especially @Lindsays Grandma )

[Lindsays Grandma]

@Ruby Laine  Glad you enjoyed the excuses and yes, I am doing better.  Decided to bring some laughter into my life, it helps a lot, thank you for asking.

[Lindsays Grandma]

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@dex wrote:

I worked with a woman who had so many excuses about why she couldn’t work but my two favs were...she had not been able to poop and the second fav...she drove to work and couldn’t remember how she got there so she went home.

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@dex ...Oh my gosh, I can't believe it, a woman actually said that?  Wow, and I thought these were jokes, but it actually happens, live and learn.  

[dex]

@Lindsays Grandma  I know funny thing was that was back in the days when only men pooped!

[wildcat fan]

@VegasBusinessWoman Thanks for sharing those.  Too funny.  The Christmas wrapping tube reminds me of my kitty who has been chasing around a paper towel tube today.  Who'd have known those could be so much fun?

Thanks for the funnies @Lindsays Grandma   Your #2 reminded me of an experience at Walmart when I actually did get stuck in one of those blood pressure machines!  LOL  I had to text my husband to come get me. He will never let me live that one down.  Never again.  

[VegasBusinessWoman]

@wildcat fan While wrapping presents this afternoon, I couldn't resist the urge to go bonk DH over the head with an empty wrapping paper roll.  He looked so shocked that it was worth doing (everytime I think about it I start laughing again🤣!)  Now, if I could just keep the dogs from dragging pieces of wrapping paper into the hall and shredding them . . . 🐶)