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02-07-2020 11:10 PM
1. I want to be like a caterpillar.
Eat a lot
Sleep for awhile
Wake up beautiful.
2. I really hate it when the voices in my head argue among themselves as though I wasn't even in the room.
3. Do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 5 PM and you have achieved literally nothing?
4. "Wow you're short." "...no, really? I never noticed."
5. Did you know there's an APP on your phone that makes you look ugly? It's called a camera.
6. Dear Santa,
This year all I ask for is a Big Fat Bank Account and a Slim Body. Please, don't m ix up the two like you did last year.
7. I think I'm going to write a book...How To Understand Women, by Kevin. You can't. "The End."
8. Husband to wife: Today is a fine day. Next day he says; Today is a fine day. Again the next day, he says the same thing, Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: For one week you keep saying,, "Today is going to be a fine day" I am fed up, what is the problem?
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you."
9. I'm going to stand outside. So, if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.
10. All I heard was, " I swear it will be funny"...And then we were in jail.
11. Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?
12. I may not be the most important person in your life...I just hope when you hear my name, you smile and say, "That's my friend."
02-07-2020 11:18 PM
so cute....love the laughs. Thanks LG
02-07-2020 11:21 PM
Another entertaining post, Lindsays Grandma! I find number 3 to be most true for me and I love number 12. All in all each saying is uplifting and food for thought or funny. Thanks for your post!
02-08-2020 12:39 PM
@Lindsays Grandma been working on #1 for years...still waiting for the beautiful part to kick in...lol!
02-08-2020 01:37 PM
LOL, these are a hoot.
#10 reminds me of the time 2 teenage relatives stole a road grader from the highway dept.
What fun memories!
02-09-2020 10:33 AM
I am the queen of # 3.
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