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A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

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1.   If you get that gut feeling that something isn't

right about a person or situation, trust it.

 

2.   What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing, they just waved.

 

3.   Born free, taxed to death.

 

4.  FOR SALE:  Parachute.  Only used once, never opened.

 

5.   What's the difference between a new husband  and a new dog?  After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

 

6.   When everything is coming your way, you're in

the wrong lane.

 

7.   If you can't convince them, confuse them.

 

8.   When I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

 

9.   What do you call a boomerang when it doesn't

come back?  A stick.

 

10.   Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

11.   A bargain is something you don't need at a price

you can't resist.

 

12.   Man:  I want to share everything with you.

       Woman:  Let's start with your bank account.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

@Lindsays Grandma  😂😂😂 Thank you so much. Life is so stressful these days.I need a good laugh to keep me going!!

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Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

THANKS!!!!!! ... these are so cute 🥰

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Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

@Lindsays Grandma 

 

Hi.. when I sign on here in the mornings, and I see your name/post(s), I always read those first.. You never disappoint, and I always start my day off happy.

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Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

Really needed some humor this AM, thank you.

#s 1, 7 &11 really resonate with me.