A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. If you get that gut feeling that something isn't

right about a person or situation, trust it.

2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing, they just waved.

3. Born free, taxed to death.

4. FOR SALE: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

5. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

6. When everything is coming your way, you're in

the wrong lane.

7. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

8. When I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

9. What do you call a boomerang when it doesn't

come back? A stick.

10. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

11. A bargain is something you don't need at a price

you can't resist.

12. Man: I want to share everything with you.

Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

NicksmomESQ · ‎08-19-2014

@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂😂 Thank you so much. Life is so stressful these days.I need a good laugh to keep me going!!

January121 · ‎03-21-2010

THANKS!!!!!! ... these are so cute 🥰

DbinMD · ‎09-18-2019

@Lindsays Grandma

Hi.. when I sign on here in the mornings, and I see your name/post(s), I always read those first.. You never disappoint, and I always start my day off happy.