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11-06-2023 11:12 PM
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are actually wanted.
11-07-2023 12:22 AM
@Malcontent Bawaaahaha
11-07-2023 07:23 AM
11-07-2023 07:38 AM
Very Sick Joke
A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky ba$tard!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'
'Don't know. Never found the head."
11-07-2023 07:40 AM
A Kissimmee Joke
11-07-2023 07:42 AM
11-07-2023 08:19 AM
What did 20 do when it was hungry?
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11-07-2023 08:51 AM
@PhilaLady1 wrote:What did 20 do when it was hungry?
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Thank you! This is one I can tell to my granddaughters.
I've already told them why 6 was afraid of 7. "Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7...8...9!
My sons call these Mom jokes. Clean enough to tell my students when I was teaching. 😅
11-07-2023 09:54 AM
@Malcontent wrote:What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are actually wanted.
Very clever!! Thank you for the laugh today
11-07-2023 10:44 AM - edited 11-07-2023 10:45 AM
Did you hear about the man who went to the DMV to renew his license and he took his girlfriend. The girlfriend was so ugly that he was given the eye exam twice.
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