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[Malcontent]

@just bee 

LOL

I just showed this to Pops and he laughed and said “that is so true”.

[just bee]

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@Malcontent wrote:

@just bee 

LOL

I just showed this to Pops and he laughed and said “that is so true”.

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@Malcontent 

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

[Boomernichols]

@Malcontent  Why did the possum cross the road?   To show the chicken it could be done!

Why is six scared of seven?   Because seven eight (ate) nine!

[just bee]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.

[just bee]

@Malcontent 

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.

[Mindy D]

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@just bee wrote:

@Malcontent 

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.

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@just bee O.K., I'm not Italian and I don't get the joke. Could you please explain it.  Thinks in advance. 

[Cakers3]

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@Mindy D wrote:

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@just bee wrote:

@Malcontent 

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.

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@just bee O.K., I'm not Italian and I don't get the joke. Could you please explain it.  Thinks in advance. 

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@Mindy D   It's a play on Italian accent.

Space-a-men

Just as "innuendo" is Italian for "suppository" (in you end-o)

[just bee]

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@Mindy D wrote:

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@just bee wrote:

@Malcontent 

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.

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@just bee O.K., I'm not Italian and I don't get the joke. Could you please explain it.  Thinks in advance. 

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@Mindy D 

My take?  "A spaceman" would sound like "a specimen" if one had an Italian accent.

[Mindy D]

@just bee @Malcontent @Cakers3 @@Thanks, I got it. 

[lgfan]

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@just bee wrote:

@Malcontent 

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.

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This joke reminded me of another one.  

Johnny is going to become an astronaut because he took up space in school.