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Re: funniest line in a movie

” Repeat after me, there is no such thing as natural beauty “,  Dolly Parton in  Steele Magnolias.

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Re: funniest line in a movie

"Never trust a fart." - The Bucket List

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My favorite line is "How do like them apples?"  from Good Will Hunting after he gets Skylar's phone number!

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@Nataliesgramma 

 

Looks like we posted the same thing at the same time ! lol Smiley LOL

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In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Sean Connery and Harrison Ford are in a Zeppelin flying in the air look around the passengers and throw a Very Bad Guy overboard. The rest of the passengers (good people) are aghast.

Sean Connery says to them "He didn't have a ticket".  Everyone immediately raises their tickets in the air.

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Bill Murray as Jeff in "Tootsie":  :It is just for the money, isn't it?  It's not just so you can wear these little outfits?"

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@redwingsgal wrote:

"Walk this way"   Igor from young Frankenstein.


 

Young Frankenstein - my favorite comedy !    So many sayings that still crack me up, including Walk this Way, and..

 

Hump ? What Hump?

Oh Abbie something... Abbie Normal, I think.

Put the Candle Back !

Roll, roll, roll in the hay.

OH sweet mystery of life at last I found you!

I have created LIFE!!!

 

 

I could go on and on and on, but for the sake of others reading this, I'll stop now.Smiley Very Happy

 

 

 

 

 

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Deepwater: Just watched Tootsie the other night and I think Bill Murray steals the film.

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Lots from The Jerk:

 

That's all I need

HE hates these cans!

The new phone book is here. I'm somebody now.

When I was a kid, my mom told me THAT was my special purpose.

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In the 1938 movie "Vivacious Lady," Ginger Rogers is sitting on a patio having a little spat with the rival for her husband's affection, and in a retort to something Ginger said back to her, the tival spat out, "I'd like to give you a piece of my mind!"  And Ginger calmly replied, " Oh, I couldn't take the last piece." 

 

I've always wished I could have used that line myself .... but the opportunity just hasn't come up yet.  Smiley Happy

 

Fun thread, by the way.  Thanks for starting.