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Re: funniest line in a movie

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

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Re: funniest line in a movie

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Aliens

Gorman orders the troops to disarm all their weapons before the first
alien encounter 
Frost:  "What the hell are we supposed to use man, harsh language?"

 

March of the Wooden Soldiers

Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : Goodbye Stannie.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Well aren’t I going with you?
Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : Why no. You’ve got to stay here with Barnaby. You’re married to him.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : I don’t want to stay here with him.
Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : Why not?
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : I don’t love him.

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Re: funniest line in a movie

I have one......but it's from a James Bond movie, and I  can't repeat it here.

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Re: funniest line in a movie

I'm older and I have more InsuranceFrom "Fried Green Tomatoes  When  Cher's father wakes the Mother to tell her that Cher's is getting married she wakes and says "Who died?" 

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Re: funniest line in a movie

That last one was from "Moonstruck"

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Re: funniest line in a movie


@Ms tyrion2 wrote:

Lots from The Jerk:

 

That's all I need

HE hates these cans!

The new phone book is here. I'm somebody now.

When I was a kid, my mom told me THAT was my special purpose.


Every time I get a new phone book ,I have to repeat that line. 😆

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Re: funniest line in a movie

@on the bay   -  Our family loves "A Christmas Story" so much and there are so many funny lines.  Another funny one which is barely audible, is when Ralphie's mom is calling Schwartz's mom (after he said the queen mother of dirty words). 

 

Mom: "Mrs. Schwartz, do you know what Ralphie just said?"

Mrs. S: (mumbles something)

Mom:  "No, not that."  "He said, (whispers into phone)."

Mrs. S:  "NO! Not THAT!!!"

Mom:  "Do you know where he heard that?"

Mrs. S:  "Probably from his father."  Woman LOL

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Re: funniest line in a movie

"slippery little suckers"

 

Julia Roberts (Vivian) in Pretty Woman, dinner scene re. scallop appetizer

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Re: funniest line in a movie

Spoiler
 

Rocky walking down the street with his manager after he won his first fight.  Manager says “now you can buy a condominium.”  Rocky says “never use ’em.”

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Re: funniest line in a movie

City Slickers...

 

Billy Crystal character: Killed anyone today, Curly?

 

Curly:  Day ain’t over yet. 

 

 

 

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