LUMPS AND BUMPS

Mustang Shar · ‎03-24-2010

I guess we cant delete this thread? Oh well I've edited

kitcat51 · ‎09-15-2016

No.

D Kay · ‎04-20-2010

What do you prefer? Bulges and flab?

lgfan · ‎10-19-2012

How about love handles and junk in the trunk.

kindred cats · ‎04-04-2020

@Mustang Shar ....I agree, they're assuming we all have "lumps and bumps" on our bodies. Why not just say "rolls and cellulite"?

I thought it quite amusing hearing Kersten say, "believe it or not, I have cellulite" and you can't see it through these leggins....WHAT? ok, I'm a believer...

In conclusion.............just say the garment "smooths you out" or something of the sort. No need to hurt peoples' little feelings.

Furthermore, ........ believe what you want to believe during any presentation.

kaydee50 · ‎02-07-2011

@lgfan @D Kay You guys crack me up!! Thanks for the laugh!

Imaoldhippie · ‎06-10-2015

How would you describe our lumps and bumps?

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ciao_bella · ‎03-13-2010

I like how Jayne Brown refers to back fat as 'chicken cutlets'... Lol

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LindaSal · ‎05-15-2014

LOL! Jill B used to call it "softness".

Icegoddess · ‎03-19-2010

I thought chicken cutlets was what you put in your bra for added volume.

I'm fine with lumps and bumps. I think we all have them in some form or another, so I don't see it as any sort of derogatory term against anyone. Certain fabrics tend to make them more notieceable than others. I found that out when I made a snow person costume out of stretch crushed velvet for a skating show. That's when I discovered Spanx. I used the full-length ones.

Now, junk in the trunk is completely different. It's not necessarily a bad thing. Just ask someone with a flat rear. I have an ample booty and I like it. I condider it one of my better assets.