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[Mustang Shar]

I guess we cant delete this thread? Oh well I've edited 

[kitcat51]

No.

[D Kay]

What do you prefer?  Bulges and flab?

[lgfan]

How about love handles and junk in the trunk.

[kindred cats]

@Mustang Shar ....I agree, they're assuming we all have "lumps and bumps" on our bodies.  Why not just say "rolls and cellulite"?

I thought it quite amusing hearing Kersten say, "believe it or not, I have cellulite" and you can't see it through these leggins....WHAT?  ok, I'm a believer... 

In conclusion.............just say the garment "smooths you out" or something of the sort.  No need to hurt peoples' little feelings. 

Furthermore, ........ believe what you want to believe during any presentation. 

[kaydee50]

@lgfan @D Kay  You guys crack me up!!  Thanks for the laugh!

[Imaoldhippie]

How would you describe our lumps and bumps?

[ciao_bella]

I like how Jayne Brown refers to back fat as 'chicken cutlets'... Lol    

[LindaSal]

LOL!  Jill B used to call it "softness".

[Icegoddess]

I thought chicken cutlets was what you put in your bra for added volume.

I'm fine with lumps and bumps.  I think we all have them in some form or another, so I don't see it as any sort of derogatory term against anyone. Certain fabrics tend to make them more notieceable than others.  I found that out when I made a snow person costume out of stretch crushed velvet for a skating show.  That's when I discovered Spanx.  I used the full-length ones.

Now, junk in the trunk is completely different.  It's not necessarily a bad thing.  Just ask someone with a flat rear.  I have an ample booty and I like it.  I condider it one of my better assets.