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BEST RUM CAKE EVER!

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I looked this recipe up and found I posted it in 2018...been around too long? Ha!  But, for newcomers or those who missed it....enjoy....my last for 2024!  Merry Christmas everyone.....Happy Holidays to all!  🎄

 

BEST RUM CAKE EVER

 

1or 2 quarts Rum

1 cup butter

1 teaspoon sugar

2 large eggs

1 cup dried fruit

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 teaspoon baking soda 

lemon juice

brown sugar

nuts

 

Before starting, sample the rum to check for quality.  Good isn't it?

 

Now, go ahead, select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.  Check the rum again.  It must be just right.  To be sure rum is of highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink as fast as you can.  Repeat.

 

With an electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.  Add one seaspoon of thuger and beat again.  Meanwhile, make sure the rum is of finest quality.  Try another cup.  Open second quart if necessary.

 

Add two arge leggs, two cups of fried fruit and beat til high.  If fruit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.  Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticty.  Next sift three cups of papper or salt.  Sample more rum.

 

Sift in one pint of lemon juice.  Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.  Add one babblespoon of brown thugar.

 

Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 greedees.  Now pour the whole mess into the oven and ake.

 

Check rum again and Bo To Ged.

 

 

 

 

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@walker 

 

"Bo to Ged"

 

lol

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Woman LOL

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Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.

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I'm headed to the kitchen to get started.

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I felt a little tipsy just reading....lol. Mury Fistmast to all and to all a good night....💤🥳🥃

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Re: BEST RUM CAKE EVER!

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Love this! I actually wondered at first why there was no flour in the ingredient list .... and I am not a baker. It is really funny.

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Funny............but I was hoping for a real recipe!

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@cindyNC ..... just for fun holiday recipe....maybe someone does have a real recipe to post!  

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Cheers 🍻🥂🍷🍷...soooo funny 😆