Kitchen

[novamc1]

For another funny turkey music video, use keywords "You Can't Gobble Me"---a Thanksgiving version of a Diana Ross song.

[Preds]

[Lacey1]

Tanning Towels!

[Lacey1]

O/T but it made me laugh:

A wife, being the romantic sort sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied;
"I am on the toilet. Please advise".          

[LTT1]

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me,
who just are not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST)
Salt/pepper to taste

THANKSGIVING FUNNY

from KatherineW (2012)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.

After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.

When the turkey's a*s*s* blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room,.... it's done

[LTT1]

@novamc1  Thank you... too too funny!