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[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a BMW than on a bike.

2.   If God is watching, the least we can do is to be entertaining.

3.   If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

4.   Q:  Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

      A:   Because then it would be a foot.

      Q:   What has four wheels and flies?

      A:    A garbage truck.

      Q:   What starts with a P, ends with an E and

              has a million letters in it?

       A:    POST OFFICE

5.   "Mom, do you know that most of my friends got the new iPhone already?"  "Son, do you know there is a foster home down by the crossroads?"

6.   I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already.

7.   I asked God for a bike, but I know he doesn't work that way.  So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

8.   I've been taking up speed reading.  I can read  "War and Peace" in twenty seconds.  It's only three words but it's a start.

9.   I did a self defense course.  I wouldn't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion now!!

10.   The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it." 

[Mmsfoxxie]

Lol.....especially number 10!

[Sadiesadie]

@Lindsays Grandma : Those were really funny. I don't think I've seen those before. Have to remember them so I can repeat

[chrystaltree]

Perhaps money can't buy happiness but it certainly can make unhappiness a heck of a lot easier to deal with.  

[phoenixbrd]

Thanks @Lindsays Grandma   I so agree with #1 and #10... people are happier when they can buy that BMW and, yes, I better write it down if I want it done