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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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WALTER’S ADVICE COLUMN

 


Dear Walter:


I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.

 

I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.

 

When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was on our couch kissing the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.

 

I told him to stop or I would leave him. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila

 

 

Dear Sheila:


A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.

 

Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

 

If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps.


Walter

 

(No known author but this gem is found around the internet)

 

"" Compassion is a verb."-Thich Nhat Hanh
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@Cakers3 

 

Huh.   I think I used to date Walter .....  Woman Embarassed

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@Cakers3 

 

You have read enough of my posts to know I have said this: "I never give advice"! I do tell of my personal experiences with certain  topics, and knowledge I have garnered over many decades on this planet.

 

Advice? There might be 1 or 2 things I could consider myself as an expert, but so could many millions of others. 

 

Your example happens to be motor vehicles, some of which I am very familiar with the terminology. Woman?  I will pass on that one. Never claimed expertise, and the men that do, SMH

 

 

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@Cakers3   Haha!!  Reminiscent of that maddening male declaration, now don't worry your pretty little head...

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@Cakers3 Smiley LOL That made me laugh out loud...loved it!!!  

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@Cakers3    Thank you for my laugh for today. I will pass this gem on to others. 😄😄

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@Cakers3   Good one! Smiley LOL