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02-13-2020 01:38 PM
1. down but never moves? The Stairs.
2. Man: Hi, do you want to dance?" Woman: "Yeah, sure." Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend."
3. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
4. Dental Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists love the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.
6. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
7. It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
8. A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thought to himself - well, so far so good.
9. The shortest horror story: Monday.
10. Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.
02-13-2020 01:58 PM
Love #3 and 10.
02-13-2020 02:38 PM
🤣🤣🤣 #2, 3, 6 & 8 brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard, but #10 is PRICELESS, and I couldn't agree more😉
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
02-13-2020 11:04 PM
Thanks for the laughter....loved #3,10. @Lindsays Grandma ...you are the best
02-14-2020 07:57 PM
#3 #10 and unfortunately #6
Thanks for the smiles and the truth!
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