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1.   down but never moves?  The Stairs.

 

2.   Man:  Hi, do you want to dance?"  Woman: "Yeah, sure."  Man:  Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend."

 

3.   Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

 

4.   Dental Chair Revelation:  Once you have your mouth open, dentists love the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.

 

5.   Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.

 

6.   My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

 

7.   It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound.  Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

 

8.   A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thought to himself - well, so far so good.

 

9.   The shortest horror story:  Monday.

 

10.   Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Love #3 and 10.

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@Lindsays Grandma #7 says it all!

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🤣🤣🤣 #2, 3, 6 & 8 brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard, but #10 is PRICELESS, and I couldn't agree more😉

 

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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Thanks for the laughter....loved #3,10.  @Lindsays Grandma ...you are the bestHeart

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#3 #10 and unfortunately #6

 

Thanks for the smiles and the truth!