04-03-2015 02:48 PM
On 4/2/2015 northernlights said:I always love to read these! They always make me laugh!
Thanks for posting them, and for sharing them here with us, sophiamarie.
You are very welcome. I think I'll fix it up and put it into paragraphs and post it on a different Forum. I have to decide which Forum is "worthy"......
04-03-2015 02:49 PM
On 4/3/2015 Ford1224 said:How unsurprising!
[But funny, I will admit.]



04-03-2015 04:13 PM
04-03-2015 04:19 PM
I love the funny church headlines!
Thanks
04-03-2015 04:26 PM
04-05-2015 09:08 AM
These made me laugh! I have seen some of them in church bulletins myself.
04-05-2015 09:24 AM
So funny. 
This wasn't from a church bulletin, but when I was a kid the sign outside the church showed the name of the sermon for that particular Sunday. It was called "Earth Shattering Events". That same Sunday, there was a big earthquake and it shook the building. Seemed funny at the time..
04-07-2015 02:49 PM
I love reading these! I remembered another, which appeared during Jay Leno's Headlines a while ago:
"Father O'Malley will be unable to serve the Healing Mass this evening. He had contracted Malaria."