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Middle age is when you recognize the classic rock songs that have turned into elevator music.

 

"Middle age:  When you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

 

My body is like an old car.  "Every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires."

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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