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06-27-2019 10:34 PM - edited 06-27-2019 10:37 PM
...Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $4,000 per month.
A perfect summer day is when the sun is
shining and the lawnmower is broken.
wacky wits.com
My grandpa started walking five miles a dy
when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and
we have no idea where the heck he is.
I like long walks, especially when they
are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is
so that I can hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year,
spent 250 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise",
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately
my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is
so when you die they'll say, "Well, he looks
good doesn't he."
If you are going to try cross- country skiing
start with a small country.
I know I got lots of exercise the last few
years......just getting over the hill.
Now that I'm older I thought it was great
that I seemed to have more patience.
Turns out I just don't give a ******.
We all get heavier as we get older because
there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much about
how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
My wife said "Wotcha doin today?" I said "Nothing". She said, "You did that yesterday". I said, "I wasn't finished".
Said the same man to the other man sitting on the park bench. wacky wits.com
You could run this over to your friends but just e-mail
it to them. It will save you the walk!
06-27-2019 10:41 PM
@Lindsays Grandma...my husband came upstairs just to see what I was laughing so hard about...
When I first saw the title of your thread I thought "OK, now what grim thing will happen to me if I am not walking enough." I loved all of these! Thanks for posting.
06-27-2019 10:42 PM
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com
Well, that's misogynistic.
06-28-2019 12:58 AM
@ILTH wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com
Well, that's misogynistic.
@ILTH...It is your prerogative to see it that way. None of this was meant to take seriously, take it with a grain of salt, have a sense of humor, life is more fun that way.
06-28-2019 01:03 AM
@Trinity11 wrote:@Lindsays Grandma...my husband came upstairs just to see what I was laughing so hard about...
When I first saw the title of your thread I thought "OK, now what grim thing will happen to me if I am not walking enough." I loved all of these! Thanks for posting.
@Trinity11...If you laughed out loud I achieved my goal, glad you enjoyed it.
06-28-2019 06:49 AM
My grandpa started walking five miles a dy
when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and
we have no idea where the heck he is.
That was my favorite, but the entire post made me laugh.
Thanks for posting.
06-28-2019 07:39 AM
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@ILTH wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com
Well, that's misogynistic.
@ILTH...It is your prerogative to see it that way. None of this was meant to take seriously, take it with a grain of salt, have a sense of humor, life is more fun that way.
I agree with @ILTH. I have a great sense of humor, and see absolutely nothing funny about this.
06-28-2019 07:52 AM
We all get heavier as we get older because
there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
LOVE IT! 😂
06-28-2019 08:58 AM - edited 06-28-2019 02:48 PM
@ILTH wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com
Well, that's misogynistic.
@ILTH ...Oh my, such a humorogynistic...lol...You might try walking!...It helps lighten the load!
06-28-2019 09:07 AM
@Lindsays Grandma Thanks for such an enjoyable post! This made me smile
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