Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Teacher:  How old is your father?

      Kid:         He is 6 years old.

      Teacher:  What?  How can that be possible?

       Kid:         He became a father only when I was born.

Logic:  Children are quick and always speak their minds.

2.   T:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.

      Me: Here it is.

      T:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered North America?

       Class:  Maria.

3.   T:   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?

      G:   K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

      T:   No, that's wrong.

      G:   Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

            (I love this child)

4.   T:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

      D:   H - I -J - K - L-  M-  N- O

      T:   What are you talking about?

      D:   Yesterday you said it was H to O.

5.   T:   Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is the same as

            your brothers.  Did you copy his?

      C:   No sir, it's the same dog.

            (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

6.   T:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on

            talking when people are no longer listening?

      H:   A teacher.

7.   I respect any man who can heal a heart he didn't break...

     and raise a child he didn't make.

8.   What you allow, is what will continue.

[Starpolisher]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Lol! Loved this!👏🏻😂

[Starpolisher]

More school humor!😊

NOTE: Just remembered tonight, I copied this picture from another poster here.  @wilma . I'd  forgotten where I got it from as it was in my picture gallery.  Thought I should give her credit for it.