Community Chat

[KaliaMonet]

Deck the halls with rows of humidifiers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Eliminate wrinkles and fine liners

Fa la la la la, la la la la

With his red card, there is Scottie

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Breathe the steam, become a hottie

Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the grey smoke rise before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la

"Clinically proven" to make us less porous 

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow me in great displeasure

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Because it's the annual winter "treasure"

Fa la la la la, la la la la

I have so many of these, I should be gorgeous

Fa la la la la, la la la la

My room's so damp, I can swim like a porpoise

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Because this humidifier is for you, my ladies

Fa la la la la, la la la la

So you can have skin like bums of babies

Fa la la la la, la la la.... LA!

*Then Kalia remembers she is not a writer*

[deepwaterdotter]

If you were a teacher, you would be a good person to put in charge of the holiday pageant.  The students would have fun singing your customized carols!

[Pearlee]

I don't know about it "beginning."  To me the same stuff goes on pretty much all year at QVC; just with different names for the programs and the set decor changes in the background.  Other than that, same old, same old.

[Teddie]

You are one clever, funny lady!

[software]

It's jewelry for your home.

[dex]

@KaliaMonet Hahahahahahah haha. .....HA! Thanks

[ROMARY]

'Just when we thought it was safe'  .......  ......  ......  ......

[makena]

And that guy that waves the steam up to his face, breathing deeply and sucking the vapors up his nose makes me want to slap him.

[Preds]

We all dry out

 and we know it.

Bring the moisture

 so we can show it.

Need the steaming,

 for the creaming.

That will be coming

 with the pooping

 cleaning.

[Nancy Drew]

For me it really never begins until I see a pooping moose. I think the Q has retired it but there is always the vast internet memory of my holiday wish.