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[LyndaGee]

On 4/24/2014 monketoes said:

Well, You look like the Last Rose of Summer this morning...Bless Your Heart

Here's a kind of off color one...

You couldn't pour p*$$ out of a Boot with the Directions Written on the Heel

I've heard a similar one: She couldn't find her as- without a roadmap!

I like: "Beware of treading on the tail of the tiger."

[ilovedaisies]

When the alarm goes off at 6:05 a.m. I often say, loudly, %$&^house mouse!

[betteb]

On 4/25/2014 LyndaGee said:

On 4/24/2014 monketoes said:

Well, You look like the Last Rose of Summer this morning...Bless Your Heart

Here's a kind of off color one...

You couldn't pour p*$$ out of a Boot with the Directions Written on the Heel

I've heard a similar one: She couldn't find her as- without a roadmap!

I like: "Beware of treading on the tail of the tiger."

I heard it "She couldn't find her as- with both hands"

[MaggieToo]

Mom used to tell me, "I'm going to shake you 'til your teeth rattle."

[ShowMe]

Was always told to never tell lies......because if you do, you will probably tell another, and then before you know it, you have forgotten what you lied about in the first place......And, it will catch up with you.

[LyndaGee]

On 4/25/2014 betteb said:

On 4/25/2014 LyndaGee said:

On 4/24/2014 monketoes said:

Well, You look like the Last Rose of Summer this morning...Bless Your Heart

Here's a kind of off color one...

You couldn't pour p*$$ out of a Boot with the Directions Written on the Heel

I've heard a similar one: She couldn't find her as- without a roadmap!

I like: "Beware of treading on the tail of the tiger."

I heard it "She couldn't find her as- with both hands"

That's a good one, Betteb!!!

[scotttie]

Mine?

Why, "Beam Me Up Scottie," of course!