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Lindsays Grandma
Posts: 6,672
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

SIT BACK AND ENJOY CONTINUED

‎05-01-2020 03:21 AM

11.   What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

 

12.   What do you call a fake noodle?  An impasta!

 

13.   How do you make a tissue dance?  Put a little boogie in it.

 

14.   What did one hat say to the other?  You wait here, I'll go ahead.

 

15.   What's orange and sounds like a carrot?  A Parrot.

 

16.   What do you call a woman with one leg?  Eileen.

 

17.   What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?

Aye matey.

 

18.   What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?  Bison.

 

19.   What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?  The space bar.

 

20.  Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.  He kept leaving little messages around the house.

 

                               THE END

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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cowboy sam
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Re: SIT BACK AND ENJOY CONTINUED

‎05-01-2020 03:34 PM

@Lindsays Grandma 

 

tyvmSmiley Happy.   you...made me smiletoday!

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"Always be thankful andyou'll have more than you know."
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