@Yahooey and all who will listen,
This "thing" with Zoe, well, it has made my life a living ell. Mr. Winston somehow heard all about this phone therapy thing, and his whiskers are out of joint.
Bad enough that Zoe has outdoor time. Tried to explain to Winston that Zoe is a city cat, and you are a country cat. Too dangerous for you to go outside. Critters waiting to make you a furry snack. Lots of windows here, just please stop,
You got it made here. Remember the shelter? Of course, you don't! And I don't want a phone ringing at all hours, with desperado folks crying for you. I am done.