NO SUBJECT JUST LAUGHS

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awwww...Yes!!!

Me: Good - then stay 926 miles away from me.

2. Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyrone: Ummm, depends on what you need.

3. Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

4. I went down the street to a 24 -hour grocery store. When I got there the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the signs says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

5. Boy: The principal is so dumb.

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No

Boy: Good!!! "Walk away."

6. Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"

Boyfriend: "You're both."

Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"

Boyfriend: "You're pretty and ugly."

7. Wife: In my dream I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.

Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.

8. Teacher: "Answer this math problem." "If your father earned $500 a week and gives half to your mother, what will he have?"

Student: "A heart attack."

9. A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There is a guy on the dance floor giving it large break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating."

I am not old

I am a classic

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

spiderw · ‎06-14-2010

You are a classic, LindsaysGrandma! Your posts always provide wisdom and a laugh

It's nice to have a light heart post which can help or bring a smile!

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

@spiderw wrote:
You are a classic, LindsaysGrandma! Your posts always provide wisdom and a laugh
It's nice to have a light heart post which can help or bring a smile!

@spiderw ...Thank you very much for your kind words, they mean a lot to me.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam