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MOM QUOTES PART 2

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6.   Yes, please get a new cup every time you need a drink of water said- no- mom - ever.

I simply adore doing dishes.

 

7.   Sitting alone in the bathroom with the door locked

and eating Nutella.  How's your day going?

Take your 'meme' time however you can get  it.

 

8.   Before I only allowed high-end shoes in my closet.  Now all I have are Crocs and Target flats.

Don't worry, you'll be able to wear high heels again...

eventually.

 

9.   Toddler is sweeping the kitchen, her new favorite thing, while I watch Sesame Street and laugh.  This is a strange role reversal.  Sesame Street is legit hilarious.

 

10.   Can she have this?

With first baby:  "Is it organic and homemade?"

After second baby:  He can have anything except

narcotics and alcohol."  Warning: sharp learning curve ahead.

 

 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam