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MOM QUOTES PART ONE

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Do these remind you of the days??

 

1.   Silence is golden unless you have kids.

      Then silence is suspicious.

 

2.   Licked a dark smear off my finger and then thought,  "Phew, it's chocolate."

 

3.   I don't want to sleep like a baby.  I want to sleep like my husband.  It's like he doesn't even hear them crying.

 

4.   When your "mom voice" is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.

But do you have to tell your neighbors six times?

 

5.   I slept until 7:30 and now have a clogged bathroom sink, all the candy is gone, and the playroom is a disaster.  Worth it.

                                

 

 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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😂😂😂😂 Thank you for the much needed laugh 🤭!!