Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   you're fantastic...Will you give me your phone number?  Sure, you can find it in the Yellow Pages.

But I don't know your name.  Oh, it's in there too.

2.   What rhymes with zoo and smells bad?

                               YOU

3.   The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

4.   If you have been struck with a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle.

              KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN

5.   Any of us has the capacity to light up a room.  Some when they enter, others when they leave.

6.   If you're using the phrase, "easy as taking candy away from a baby", try taking candy away from a baby.

7.   The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.

8.   "You're as hot as the tea I'm drinking."  "Um...that's...ice tea."

9.   When I hear the doorbell, I always answer with my jacket in my hand.  Depending on who's there I can either say, I've only just come in, or I'm just about to leave.

10.   You know you're a bad driver when the test driver says, "After 500 meters, turn left and stop the vehicle."  "I'll be getting out."

[BrandiDavis]

Too cute, love #9 lol

[MorningLover]

@Lindsays Grandma  Thanks for the laugh!

Here's my top three pics.

3. The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

6. If you're using the phrase, "easy as taking candy away from a baby", try taking candy away from a baby.

9. When I hear the doorbell, I always answer with my jacket in my hand. Depending on who's there I can either say, I've only just come in, or I'm just about to leave.  (I'm going to remember this one.)

[dex]

I love number 9 too.I need to remember to do that myself.

[gramgrandkids1]

@Lindsays Grandma I am still laughing at #1.  Years ago my aunt had a neighbor that wanted to visit too often (like 3 or 4 times a week).  My aunt left her vacuum next to her back door so when the woman showed up she would say she was just getting ready to vacuum so  #9 was just what she did.

[mspatmac]

#9 is genius