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[Lindsays Grandma]

@LoveMyBaby              

@BlueFinch 

@dex 

@Johnnyeager 

@Carmie 

@Nicksmom

@DbinMD

@oznell

@aubegirl

@jubilant 

@qualitygal 

@BrandiDavis

Thanks to all of for your support, it means a great deal to me.   Laughter wins every time over meanness, so we here  will keep on laughing.  

[croemer]

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@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

From my December 2019 Reader's Digest issue.

1.  Tweets the Night Before Christmas:

*My mom's angry with me for letting the dogs see their presents before tomorrow morning.  Apparently I ruined their Christmas.

*One of my four nephews just brought me wine and said, Here's your Christmas juice," and now he's the one I'm leaving everything to.

*The older you get, the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder.

The young man loading groceries into my car let out a violent sneeze.  "Bless you! I shouted.  He leaned in the window, shook his head and said, "Nah, just doin' my job.  But thanks."

Need a star-studded pet name?  Consider these feline monikers found on the Nationwide Pet Insurance database of insured pets:

+Isaac Mewton

+Farrah Pawcett

+Reese Whiskerspoon

+Yoyo Meow

+Obi Wan Catnobi

+The Great Catsby

+Winston Purrchill

+Draco Meowfoy

The worst part of stopping during a road trip is knowing all the idiots you've passed are once again getting ahead of you.

I made dinner reservations for my wife's birthday and told the host there's an extra $20 for the bartender if they card her.

A woman at our checkout counter didn't have enough money to cover her purchase of toilet paper, so I paid the 96 cents.  "Thank you," she said.  "I'm going to think of you every time I use the paper."

My boss arrived at work one day in a brand new Lamborghini.  "Wow", I said.  "That's an amazing car."  He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year."

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Ouch...that last line!

[LoveMyBaby]

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@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

@LoveMyBaby              

@BlueFinch 

@dex 

@Johnnyeager 

@Carmie 

@Nicksmom

@DbinMD

@oznell

@aubegirl

@jubilant 

@qualitygal 

@BrandiDavis

Thanks to all of for your support, it means a great deal to me.   Laughter wins every time over meanness, so we here  will keep on laughing.  

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Amen to that @Lindsays Grandma  and thanks for the laughs, they're so appreciated !

[SandySparkles]

@Lindsays Grandma 

I am nursing the flu today and needed a pick me up! This did not disappoint. Star-studded pet names, and My boss arrived have me in stitches.LOL. Winston Purchill and Reese Whiskerspoon are priceless.😂😂😂.Everytime, I read it, I laugh all over again.LOL. Thanks for yet another HILARIOUS post.😊

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

[alicedee]

I now NEED a kitty named Draco Meowfoy!

Great post, @Lindsays Grandma !

[blackhole99]

I like the one about the boss, SOB if that isn't the truth!

[Lindsays Grandma]

@SandySparkles ...Sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, make sure to take care of yourself.  The cat names, crazy aren't they, who can resist them?  The one about the boss and the Lamborghini gets me every time I read it, great punchline.

 

[SandySparkles]

@Lindsays Grandma Thanks so much for the well wishes!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖