Community Chat

[tends2dogs]

I visit my nephew, in his 50's, in an assisted care facility on Sunday afternoons.  He had a stroke a few years ago after having coronary bipass surgery.  It left him paralyzed on his left side.  However, it did not take away his sense of humor!

He loves a good joke and sharing them with all that come in his room.

I would love to have a few new ones to share with him.

Anyone have a good one?  Thanks so much!

[smoochy]

what did the fish say when it hit its head?

-Dam

*Doctor I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home. What's wrong with me?
*I think you have Tom Jones syndrome 

*oh no is that common?
* It's Not Unusual 

😉🤣😊

[just bee]

Here goes...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

HIPAA.

HIPAA who?

I can't tell you.

[San Antonio Gal]

@just bee  - lol.

[lgfan]

What gets wet as it dries?

A towel

[tends2dogs]

Thanks to those that posted.   I will tell them to him this afternoon. 

[Happy2BHere]

"Knock knock

Who's there?

Hatch

Hatch who

Gesundheit!"

"Knock knock

Who’s there?
Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!"

"Knock Knock

Who's there?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Never mind...it's pointless"

One oldie for Halloween:

Why can't witches have children?

Because their husbands have Holloweenies!

[50Mickey]

He's too young to get this probably but I can remember my grandfather telling this joke. He died in 1958 and I don't know why I still remember this. 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eisenhower

Eisenhower who? 

I's an hour late for lunch. 

[SoCal Bred]

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Dewey

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?

(just kidding)😁

[songbird]

I just know one liners

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?