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Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

I have a joke about pizza but it is really too cheesy.🍕

 

*groan*🤭 

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Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

What does Alexander the Great and Kermit the frog have in common?

They have the same middle name.

 

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Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

 

One you see later, and the other you see after a while.  Woman LOL

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Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

@tends2dogs  Thank you for a fun thread. It's made me smile.

 

I hope your nephew is enjoying our "wit and humor"and  he is doing well.💐

 

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Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?


@Cakers3 wrote:

@tends2dogs  Thank you for a fun thread. It's made me smile.

 

I hope your nephew is enjoying our "wit and humor"and  he is doing well.💐

 


Thank you for the well wishes, @Cakers3 .  Yes, he is enjoying these.  I haven't overloaded him with all of them at once.

 

I knew when he told me the same knock knock joke 3 weeks in a row, he needed new material lol.

 

It was: What do sheep do in the summer?  They go to a BAA-B-QUE.  

 

His days are long and I try not to dwell on that.  Thankfully, the facility he is at is new and pleasant.  The help is pretty good, but like many of these places, there isn't enough help to go around.  It has been a Godsend for my sister because it is right in our town so no more traveling to visit him.  

 

Yes, this has been a fun thread.  I hope we keep getting more. 

 

Thanks again. 

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Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii

Hawaii who?

I'm good, Hawaii you?