JOKES

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. When I was younger we didn't have behavior disorders. They called it "being a brat." It was as simple as that.

2. My blood type is Coffee.

3. Dear Sleep, I know we had problems when I was young, but I love you now.

4. I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.

5. It's weird to think that before Facebook all of this dumb stuff just stayed in people's heads.

6. Dear Sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.

7. Crazy is a very strange word. I like to call it "Selective Participation."

8. Sometimes getting out of of bed just ruins the whole day.

9. I will never be OVER THE HILL... I'm too darned tired to climb the hill.

10. There's no way I was born just to pay bills and die.

11. I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the darn script.

12. I tried to be good but got bored.

13. I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic. I solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with T...like Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow.

14. The nice thing about living in a small town is that if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

15. During the day I don't believe in ghosts. At night I'm a little more open minded.

16. I'm going into the woods to scream for a while, anybody wanna come with?

17. Do u ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then u start talking and it's like "holy cow where have u been all my life?"

18. What's on my mind? ooh that's a dangerous place to go.

19. If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy...One friend is all you will ever need.

20. Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There is an app for that - It's called RESPECT.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

DbinMD · ‎09-18-2019

@Lindsays Grandma

#1-- isn't that the truth

#9--- Yes, me too!!

Thanks for posting these, it started my day on a positive note!!

SandySparkles · ‎06-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma Number 2 is my blood type TOO!!!😂😂😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

J Town Girl · ‎06-13-2011

#1 is definitely true.

#15 just made me laugh because everything seems scarier after dark.

#20 is probably the most pertinent one that applies to the world today.

Dinaki · ‎12-21-2010

...and if @Lindsays Grandma permits, I add my own:

What do you call a movie about eating healthy?

My Big Fat Greek Yogurt.

PS: I like number 18

The Supreme Happiness Of Life Consists In The Conviction That One Is Loved.
I come from the beautiful and sunny Athens Greece

wilma · ‎03-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
1. When I was younger we didn't have behavior disorders. They called it "being a brat." It was as simple as that.

20. Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There is an app for that - It's called RESPECT.

@Lindsays Grandma

First and last on this list are my picks today. 👍