Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

mix some laughs with the medication for a faster recovery...

1.   What do people do with the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK?"

2.   When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask,  "Are you sleeping?"  "No, I'm training to die."

3.   My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?

4.   To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and foolish.

5.   I do 5 sit ups every morning.  May not sound like a lot but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...

6.   I'm so glad I had a childhood, before technology took over!

7.   My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.  I attached a payslip on the first slide.

8.   When I was a kid my parents moved around a lot.  But I always found them.

9.   In bed, it's 6 AM.  You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.  At work, it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes it's 1:31.

10.   My boss told me to have a good day...so I went home.

11.   "What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet?"  I asked my 26 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either.

12.   At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.   

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[IMW]

@Lindsays Grandma Some of your best ever!

[NicksmomESQ]

@Lindsays Grandma   There you go again!! Thanks!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mary Bailey]

@Lindsays Grandma   Love these!  I'm smiling before I even start reading.  Thank You so Much!!

[handygal2]

#11 was my favorite. 

[VegasBusinessWoman]

Oh, may I add one, please??