Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   married.  It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

2.   Love is telling someone their extensions are showing.

3.   I miss crawling into a man's arms, kissing his neck, and saying those three little words in his ear,  "And another thing."

4.   I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.

5.   Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ...and lawyers.

6.   Cable appointment - the cable repairman was on  my street and asked me what time it was, I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.

                                      QUOTES

The following are quotes by names we can all recognize.  We may not agree with some but because the world is filled with so much negativity, please don't leave negative remarks, instead just move on, smile at the ones you enjoy and if you run across ones you don't enjoy, just say "eh" and keep reading.  Thank you.

1.   I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

2.   It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

3.   Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

4.   The best things in life are actually expensive.

5.   The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

6.   Well behaved women seldom make history.

7.   A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

8.   Always remember you are unique - just like everybody else.

9.   I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

10.  Be happy - it drives people crazy.

[VegasBusinessWoman]

OK, here's my contribution:

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself . . . 

I really need to wash some mugs.

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If drinks could talk:

Coffee:   You can do this!

Wine:      You don't have to do this!

Tequila:    Holy Cr@p, did you really                        just do that?!!?

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Arguing with your wife is like being attacked by a bear . . . 

You're better off playing dead and hoping she'll get bored and walk away.

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How pale and flabby do I have to be before I am legally a jellyfish?

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Look at me all out and about on a week night like some kind of rock star!

Target cashier: "Debit or credit?"

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You can learn a lot about a person just

by stealing their mail.

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I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band!

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(First person to see an ostrich)

Check out that chicken horse!

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*Sitting at a wake and wishing I had taken ventriloquism lessons at some point in life*

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Everyone has an annoying friend.  If you don't have one, it's probably you.

[spiderw]

There is a lot of wisdom in your post, I enjoyed reading them.  Food for thought, thanks!!!!

[qualitygal]

The jellyfish one just cracked me up.  Good laugh.  We need these laughs.

[godi]

Thanks to all for th laughs! 🤣❤️

[tototwo]

Once again, Thank You!!   Funs reads early in the morning.

"5. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."  

Yes, and I'm afraid I parked in too many along the way.

[IMW]

@Lindsays Grandma always enjoy your posts.

I really id with #5.

[SeaMaiden]

I REALLY LOVE BEING.....

Done for the day....

feeling like I accomplished what I set out to do.. and now I can just relax... have some dinner... watch some TV and go to sleep.

[Lindsays Grandma]

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@IMW wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma always enjoy your posts.

I really id with #5.

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@IMW ...Me too, two times too many, gave it up for good.  

[qvcaddition]

I have a few shirt with #6.  Firmly believe it.