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gizmogal
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How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

‎12-09-2018 06:28 PM

Let the thieves be “beneficial”:

 

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Bird mama
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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

‎12-09-2018 06:40 PM

@gizmogal  Woman LOL

There are times when you must speak, not because you are going to change the opposing side, but because if you do not speak, they have changed you.
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Scorpio1971
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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

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‎12-09-2018 06:50 PM - edited ‎12-09-2018 06:51 PM

Smiley LOLWoman LOLSmiley LOLWoman LOL

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Catty2
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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

‎12-09-2018 06:52 PM

One woman put a glitter bomb in an Amazon box and it worked.  Smiley LOL

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CamilleP
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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

‎12-09-2018 06:52 PM

I vote for putting your garbage into Amazon boxes, LOL!  Better yet, after pooper scoopering your yard (if you have a dog or dogs) put the poop in a plastic bag (clear plastic, not tinted, you know, to give those pirates the full effect!) tie it shut so it won't smell immediately, and put THAT in a shipping box from anywhere.  Just make sure your address isn't actually on the box, so they can't bring it back.

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Diva on The Q
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‎12-09-2018 06:57 PM - edited ‎12-09-2018 06:59 PM

Smiley LOLSmiley LOLSmiley LOL  That'll teach 'um!!!

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Perkup
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‎12-09-2018 06:58 PM - edited ‎12-09-2018 06:59 PM

Visiting grandson just suggested that if you have any fish in the freezer that you don't plan to use, put the bags in a box.  By the time they thaw out, they should be pretty ripe.

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Nightowlz
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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

‎12-09-2018 07:03 PM

LOL!!! Excellent Idea.

If we had porch pirates around here I would do just that. Love It!!!

I thought one year I heard on the news someone put poo in a package on their porch.

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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

‎12-09-2018 07:12 PM

What’s a glitter bomb..sounds fun

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Daisy Sunflower
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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

‎12-09-2018 07:34 PM

 

Fill a huge box with spiders and snakes -- and hope they open it in their car.

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