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How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

Let the thieves be “beneficial”:

 

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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

@gizmogal  Woman LOL

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But none quite like the element of surprise
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Smiley LOLWoman LOLSmiley LOLWoman LOL

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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

One woman put a glitter bomb in an Amazon box and it worked.  Smiley LOL

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I vote for putting your garbage into Amazon boxes, LOL!  Better yet, after pooper scoopering your yard (if you have a dog or dogs) put the poop in a plastic bag (clear plastic, not tinted, you know, to give those pirates the full effect!) tie it shut so it won't smell immediately, and put THAT in a shipping box from anywhere.  Just make sure your address isn't actually on the box, so they can't bring it back.

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Smiley LOLSmiley LOLSmiley LOL  That'll teach 'um!!!

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Visiting grandson just suggested that if you have any fish in the freezer that you don't plan to use, put the bags in a box.  By the time they thaw out, they should be pretty ripe.

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Re: How to Turn Porch Pirates Into Helpers

LOL!!! Excellent Idea.

If we had porch pirates around here I would do just that. Love It!!!

I thought one year I heard on the news someone put poo in a package on their porch.

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What’s a glitter bomb..sounds fun

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Fill a huge box with spiders and snakes -- and hope they open it in their car.