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I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

 

I knew it would come back to haunt me.

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Why couldn't the ghost have kids . . .

Cuz he has a hollow weenie 

 

lol

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What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Booooooots

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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

 

Cuz they have no-body to love.

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Told to me by my "Alexa".

 

What do ghosts feed monkeys...

          Boo-nanas!🎃

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The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

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What kind of makeup do goblins  wear?

mas-scare-a

 

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes

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What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

 

Spook-etti!

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  • Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? 
    It was a stake sandwich.

 

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