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Daisy Sunflower
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Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 02:45 PM

 

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

 

I knew it would come back to haunt me.

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I am still oxox
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Re: Halloween Jokes

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‎10-10-2017 03:02 PM - edited ‎10-10-2017 03:09 PM

Why couldn't the ghost have kids . . .

Cuz he has a hollow weenie 

 

lol

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newjerseygirl
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 03:20 PM

What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Booooooots

~Jersey Girls don't pump gas~
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MickD
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 03:22 PM

Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

 

Cuz they have no-body to love.

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Starpolisher
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 03:57 PM

Told to me by my "Alexa".

 

What do ghosts feed monkeys...

          Boo-nanas!🎃

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MarkeieMark
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 04:33 PM

The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

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Spurt
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‎10-10-2017 09:33 PM - edited ‎10-10-2017 09:35 PM

What kind of makeup do goblins  wear?

mas-scare-a

 

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes

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MickD
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 09:40 PM

What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

 

Spook-etti!

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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 09:40 PM

  • Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? 
    It was a stake sandwich.

 

Image result for cat meme vampires

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‎10-10-2017 10:41 PM - edited ‎10-31-2017 07:23 PM

 
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