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on the bay
Posts: 13,636
Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 10:48 PM

@MarkeieMark wrote:

The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

@MarkeieMark-

This was so funny-but so true!

The other day I was noticing all the spider webs outside (ok and cobwebs inside lol!)

and I thought, there seemed to be an unusual amount-maybe they like this part of the year to spin webs and then thought, and why not? Perfect for Halloween!

Has anyone else noticed more spider webs than usual?

There is the biggest one I've ever seen on the tree next to my deck!😨👻-its kind of fascinating!

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Daisy Sunflower
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Registered: ‎10-26-2010

Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 11:07 PM

@on the bay wrote:
@MarkeieMark wrote:

The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.


Has anyone else noticed more spider webs than usual?

There is the biggest one I've ever seen on the tree next to my deck!😨👻-its kind of fascinating!

 

It seems like every year we notice a huge web between the evergreens right next to our deck. It's right outside our kitchen window and we can see it when the light is just right. It's so cool !

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tammysu
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 11:14 PM

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

 

Because she married a Hollow-weiner!

 

 

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sward05
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-10-2017 11:15 PM

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

 

BOO-jeans!

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MickD
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-11-2017 09:26 AM

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

 

For the boos!

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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-11-2017 09:42 AM

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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-11-2017 09:50 AM

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mistriTsquirrel
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-11-2017 02:59 PM

@Daisy wrote:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/f7/8a/52f78aadec26868fa617b554f4629999.jpg

@Daisy Sunflower  That little squirrel in the corner just wants Peanut M&M's, I'm sure of it.



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LTT1
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-11-2017 03:50 PM

GOOD ONES!

~Have a Kind Heart, Fierce Mind, Brave Spirit~
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Cakers3
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Re: Halloween Jokes

‎10-11-2017 05:19 PM

HA!  These are so cute-thanks to everyone who posted.

 

 

 

""I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues."-The Lorax
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